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ANGEL FOOD BY Julio Ray
SHE'S AS SWEET AS PURE HONEY
HER LIPS JUICY FRUIT
HER CURVES ARE DELICIOUS
AND HER SMILE'S MIGHTY CUTE
SHE'S A GIFT TO THIS WORLD
HOW SHE SHOWS HER COMPASSION
SHE'S ANGEL FOOD BABY
AND SHE'S ALWAYS IN FASHION
HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE ALOE
HER SKIN BRONZE AND SMOOTHE
SHE MAKES MY SOUL HUNGER
HER VOICE MAKES ME SOOTHE
GODS PERFECT CREATION
NO WOMAN NO LIFE
SHE'S ANGEL FOOD BABY
A COKE AND A SLICE
SHE HAS TOES MADE OF CHOCLATE
HER LEGS SUGAR CANE
ARMS ARE CANDY TREATS
JUST LET ME EXPLAIN
YOU CAN LIVE OFF LOVE
WITH A WOMAN LIKE THIS
SHE'S ANGEL FOOD BABY
AND THE MEAL IS HER KISS
SHE STARES AT THE SUN
WITH SWEET TEARS IN HER EYES
LIKE A BIRD IN A FOUNTAIN
I WILL DRINK THE TEARS DRY
SHE'S SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN
TO TEACH US CHARITY AND LOVE
SHE'S ANGEL FOOD BABY
A WHIPPED CRÈAM DOVE
THE 5 SENSES OF BLACK BY Julio Ray
WHEN I see BLACK
THERE IS NO DARKNESS
IN DARKNESS THERE IS NO COLOR
BLACK IS A THING THAT SOOTHES THE SOUL
AND NO COLOR IS AS FULLER
WHEN I hear BLACK ALL THINGS MAKE SENSE
BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN I HEAR WHAT IS REAL
BLACK IS A THING REPORTING THE TRUTH
I THINK YOU KNOW THE DEAL
WHEN I touch BLACK I FEEL LOTS OF LOVE
INHIBITIONS THEY DON'T EXIST
BLACK IS A THING THAT OPENS ITS ARMS
COLORS BLEND BETTER WHEN MIXED
WHEN I taste BLACK NOTHING IS BURNED
IN FACT IT'S SWEET TO THE TOUNGUE
BLACK IS A THING THAT I ENJOY
AND RATHER BE AMONG
WHEN I smell BLACK THERE IS NO SMOKE
NO REASON TO RUN FROM THE FIRE
BLACK IS A THING BEYOND WORDS I CAN WRITE
SHE HAS BOILED MY DESIRES
D.I.V.A BY Julio Ray
Delightful AS A SWEET TROPICAL DREAM
ON A PARADISE ISLAND IN THE SUMMER BREEZE
PLAYING IN THE SAND, SWIMMING IN THE SEA
ALL ALONE IN HEAVEN, IT'S JUST HER AND ME
Intelligent AND LOVELY, SHE STIMULATES MY MIND
I'M LOST IN HER INTELLECT, I'M LOST IN MY SLEEP TIME
I'M FLOATING AND DRUNK LIKE I'VE DRINKEN SOME WINE
I'M DREAMING AGAIN, I'M HERS AND SHE'S MINE
Vivacious SHE IS, A BREATH OF FRESH AIR
I WALK WITH HER PROUDLY WHILE EVERYONE STARES
SHE SHINES LIKE THE SUN, I'M BLIND IN THE GLARE
IN MY DREAM SHE'S NO STRANGER AND REALLY DOES CARE
Angel OF LOVE YOU MOVE ME SO MUCH
I DREAM OF YOU ALWAYS I DREAM OF YOUR TOUCH
BUT I CAN'T DREAM FOREVER I ALWAYS WAKE UP
THE ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF AND I DRINK MY CUP
THE MISEDUCATION OF LITLE JUJO BY Julio Ray
THEY SAID COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA
BUT I LEARNED THERE WERE PEOPLE ALREADY THERE
THEY SAID "WE THE PEOPLE" ARE A LAND OF THE FREE
SO WHY WERE THERE SLAVES? IT'S ALL SO UNFAIR
THEY SAID THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS A GREAT MAN
I GUESS YOU CAN MAKE THE CASE
FOR HE LOVED A BLACK WOMAN NAMED SALLY HEMMINGS
FIRST PRESIDENT TO LOVE THE BLACK RACE
ALL OF THE LIES ARE CATCHING UP
SOMEDAY WE MUST FACE OUR ROOTS
THE MISEDUCATION OF LITTLE JUJO
ALL GROWN UP TO UNCOVER THE TRUTH
THEY SAID THAT LEE HARVEY KILLED JFK
THEY SAID VIETNAM WAS A WAR
THEY KILLED MARTIN, ROBERT AND MALCOLM TOO
WHAT DID IT ALL GO DOWN FOR?
GOVERNMENTAL COVER UP CRIMES
WATERGATE GONE ASTRAY
THE WARREN COMMISION WAS ALL A BIG LIE
THE BLOOD IS ON LBJ
THE STORIES ARE CHANGING EVERYDAY
IT'S TIME TO HANG UP THEIR BOOTS
THE MISEDUCATION OF LITTLE JUJO
ALL GROWN UP TO UNCOVER THE TRUTH
CROSS-EYED BY Julio Ray
I'LL LOVE YOU SO GOOD YOUR TOES WILL CURL
GOOSE PIMPLES ALL OVER YOUR BODY
I'LL CALL YOU MY MAMACITA
IF YOU WILL CALL ME YOUR POPI
YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN, YOUR MIND WILL BLOW
LOST SOMEWHERE UP IN THE CLOUDS
YOU'LL BE IN THE BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
FOR BEING A BIT TOO LOUD!
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST LIVED
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST DIED
I'LL LOVE YOU LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
I'LL LOVE YOU UNTIL YOU'RE CROSS-EYED
I'LL LOVE YOU SO GOOD YOUR HEART WILL BURST
WE'LL BLOW UP LIKE TWO VOLCANOES
I'LL CLEAR THE PIPES JUST LIKE A PLUMBER
WHO OVERUSED LIQUID DRANO
YOU'LL FORGET YOUR NAME AND SCREAM OUT MINE
YOU WILL CRAWL RIGHT OUT OF YOUR SOUL
SOMETIMES IN LOVE YOU GOTTA BE BRAVE
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BE BOLD
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST LAUGHED
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST CRIED
I'LL LOVE YOU UNTIL I'VE BREATHED MY LAST BREATH
I'LL LOVE YOU UNTIL YOU'RE CROSS-EYED
CANDY STORE PRAYER BY Julio Ray
OH MY LORDWHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
SHE'S A BIRD AND I'M A BEE
ITS JUST NATURETHAT'S FOR SURE
LET ME INHER CANDY STORE
LET ME INDON'T LOCK ME OUT
LET ME INWHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
I GOT A SWEET TOOTHCAN'T IGNORE
LET ME INHER CANDY STORE
GIVE ME STRENGHTAND GIVE ME LOVE
GIVE ME WISDOM FROM ABOVE
BUT MOST OF ALLDOWN TO THE CORE
LET ME INHER CANDY STORE
CAVEMAN LOVE BY Julio Ray
IF WE LIVED IN THE STONE AGE
I THINK I'D BE ROMANTIC
I'D GET YOU FLOWERS FROM THE GROUND
WHILE I RAN FROM DINOSAURS FRANTIC
I'D TAKE YOU OUT TO A PICNIC
AT SOME SHADY APPLE TREE
TWO CIVILIZED CAVE PEOPLE
NO ONE LIKE YOU AND ME
IF SOMEONE TRIED TO TAKE YOU
I'D HIT THEM WITH MY CLUB
IF YOU NEEDED A MASSAGE
I'D BE THE ONE TO RUB
I WOULD MAKE A NECKLACE
OUT OF BRONTOSAURUS TEETH
A GIFT THAT I WOULD MAKE FOR YOU
WITH GATOR SANDALS FOR YOUR FEET
AND WHEN THE NIGHT COMES
TO TOP THE EVENING OFF
AFTER A ROMANTIC DAY
WE'D HEAD OFF TO OUR LOFT
I'D DRAG YOU BY THE HAIR
INTO OUR LOVE NEST CAVE
AND YOU WOULD GET SOME CAVEMAN LOVE
THE KIND CAVEWOMEN CRAVE
SHREK BY Julio Ray
IF I HAD TRUMPETS INSTEAD OF EARS
AND A DONKEY SIDEKICK BUDDY PEER
IF MY SKIN WERE GREEN AND I LIVED IN A SWAMP
AND MY FOOD WERE BUGS THAT I LOVED TO CHOMP
AND I SMELLED SO BAD THAT THE FLIES FLEW AWAY
AND I WERE TRAPPED IN MY OLGRE WAYS
LIKE A FROG I'D CHANGE IF I GOT A KISS
INTO A PRINCE AND ON THE A-LIST
KISS ME LOVE, WHAT THE HECK?
YOU'RE SO PRINCESS, I'M SO SHREK
THE CARDS ARE STACKED AGAINST THE DECK
YOU'RE SO PRINCESS, I'M SO SHREK
IF MY LIFE WERE ANIMATED
YOU'D THINK I'D BE A BIT ELATED
BUT WITH MY LUCK I'D BE A BEAST
SUCH IS MY LUCK TO SAY THE LEAST
NO HAPPY ENDINGS, NO FAIRY TALE BLISS
TURN IT AROUND WITH A BIG FAT KISS
LIKE A FROG I'D CHANGE IF I GOT A SMOOCH
INTO A PRINCE, NO LONGER A POOCH
YOU'RE A 10, I HAVE DEFECTS
YOU'RE SO PRINCESS, I'M SO SHREK
WE'RE SO MISMATCHED, SO INCORRECT
YOU'RE SO PRINCESS, I'M SO SHREK
RAINBOW BY Julio Ray
WHEN THEY CREATED DYNAMITE & BUILT CANNONS & RIFLES & GUNS
THE REASON WARS GOT BIGGER, THE REASON THE WEST WAS WON
THEY DIDN'T THINK ABOUT US FOR WE WERE YET NOT HERE
A NUCLEAR LOVE EXPLOSION- HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT MY DEAR!
MORE GLARE THAN THE STARS IN THE NIGHT COMBINED
BRIGHT AS THE SUNSHINE RAINS
AN ATOMIC SUPER NOVA
WAKE THE DEAD AND HEAL THE LAME
AT THE END IS A COLORFUL RAINBOW
SEEN FROM BORDER TO BORDER
A NUCLEAR LOVE EXPLOSION
OUT OF CHAOS ALWAYS COMES ORDER
WHEN THEY CREATED THE ATOM BOMB, WORLDS DEADLIEST TNT
THEY DIDN'T CONSIDER THE DYNAMITE BOOM CREATED BY YOU AND ME
TWO METEORS ON A FUTURE COLLISION, THE END OF DAYS HAS COME
A NUCLEAR LOVE EXPLOSION, IN THE HOT, HOT SUN
MORE BRIGHT THAN THE MOONLIT SKY IN THE NIGHT
MORE THAN THE FIRES OF HELL
A STORY TO REMEMBER GENERATIONS FROM NOW
FOR THOSE THAT LIVE TO TELL
AT THE END IS A BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW
ROMANCE IS ALWAYS THE FIX
A NUCLEAR LOVE EXPLOSION
COLORS BLEND BETTER WHEN MIXED
DREAM INTERRUPTED BY Julio Ray
IT'S A SUNNY DAY-POLLEN FLYING IN THE AIR
WE'RE PLAYING TAG- BUT WE'RE REALLY NOT THERE
ABOVE IS A RAINBOW -AND THE BIRDS FLY
WE'RE BOTH LAUGHING- WE'RE BOTH HIGH
HIGH ON LIFEAND EACH OTHER
HERE WE'RE FRIENDSHERE WE'RE LOVERS
DOWN BY THE MEADOWNEXT TO A TREE
UNDER THE SHADEJUST YOU AND ME
BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS AND COLORFUL LEAVES
IS THIS THE GARDEN OF ADAM & EVE?
WATERFALLS BY THE LAKE WHERE WE SWIM
TIMES ARE GOOD- NEVER GRIM
JUST SO DREAMYIN THIS WORLD
WHERE IT'S JUST MEAND THIS ONE GIRL
HOW DID I GET HERE?
I WAKE UP ALONE
DREAM INTERRUPTED
I'M BACK HOME
SKIN DEEP BY Julio Ray
LOOK AT THE MAN IN THE 3 PIECE SUIT
LOOK AT THE MAN LIKE ME
LOOK AT THE MAN WITH EYES BUT IS BLIND
LOOK AT THE MAN WHO SEES
LOOK AT THE MAN WITH THE LIMOSINE
LOOK AT THE MAN THAT LIVES
LOOK AT THE MAN DRIVEN BY GREED
LOOK AT THE MAN THAT GIVES
LOOK AT THE MAN IN THE SPOTLIGHT
MATERIAL LIFE IS HIS KEEP
WHEN YOU LOOK AT A MAN WHAT DO YOU SEE?
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP
LOOK AT THE MAN WITH NO EMOTION
LOOK AT THE MAN WHO IS BOLD
LOOK AT THE MAN THAT'S COLD & SELFISH
LOOK AT THE MAN WITH SOUL
LOOK AT THE MAN CONCERNED WITH HIS IMAGE
LOOK AT THE MAN WITHOUT FASHION
LOOK AT THE MAN WITH TOO MANY WORRIES
LOOK AT THE MAN WITH PASSIONS
LOOK AT THE MAN WHO SOWS AND SOWS
LOOK AT THE MAN WHO REAPS
WHEN YOU LOOK AT A MAN WHAT DO YOU SEE?
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP
BEAUTY, SPIRIT & STRENGHT BY Julio Ray
SHE EXEMPLFIES TRUE LOVE
IT SHINES AROUND HER AURA
SHE'S THE TYPE OF WOMAN THAT
YOU SIMPLY CAN'T IGNORE HER
HER INNER BEAUTY MAGNIFIED
BY THAT BIG OL' SMILE
BRIGHT AS THE SUN IN THE SKY
MYSTIC QUEEN OF THE NILE
A WOMAN'S BEAUTY, SPIRIT & STRENGHT
THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
HER EYES BEWILDER THE STRONGEST OF MEN
HER INNER SOUL ASTOUNDS
SHE'S THE ESSENCE OF A SWEET CARESS
A WARM AND SNUG EMBRACE
SHE MAKES MY HEART MELT LIKE ICE
THE WORLDS A BETTER PLACE
HER INNER BEAUTY MAGNIFIED
BY HER ANGELIC EYES
SHE'S BETTER THAN A HAPPY MEAL
WITH FRENCH FRIES SUPERSIZED
A WOMAN'S BEAUTY, SPIRIT & STRENGHT
THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
SHE'S THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
WHERE TRUE LOVE CAN BE FOUND
THE BIG EASY WILL RISE AGAIN BY Julio Ray
THE BLUESMAN PICKS HIS BLUES GUITAR
AT THE CROSSROADS WHERE DEALS ARE MADE
TRUMPETS BLARE, IT'S A CELEBRATION
A SUNNY HOPEFUL DAY
EVERYTHING IS FALLING INTO PLACE
THE BIG EASY WILL RISE AGAIN
BELIEVE THAT IT WILL BE TWICE AS GOOD
BELIEVE IT TODAY MY FRIENDS
HEAR THE GHOSTS OF PARADES PAST
THE BIG BAND SOUND DOESN'T FADE
FROM SUNRISE UP TO SUNSET
FROM NIGHT TIME INTO DAY
THE BLUESMAN PICKS HIS BLUES GUITAR
AT THE CROSSROADS WHERE DEALS ARE MADE
THE BAD EVENTS THAT HAPPENED THERE
BECOME SONGS AT THE PARADES
ONCE AGAIN THE WHEELS ARE TURNING
THE BIG EASY WILL RISE AGAIN
AND IT'LL BE BIGGER AND BETTER
BELIEVE IT TODAY MY FRIENDS
HEAR THE GHOSTS OF MARDI GRAS PAST
WHERE STRANGERS GET TOUCHY FEELY
THE GHOSTS WILL SOON PARADE AGAIN
AS THE BOURBON MOONSHINE POURS FREELY
SAVED BY Julio Ray
GLORY UP IN HEAVENS ABOVE
I'M SAVED
I SAID GLORY UP IN HEAVENS ABOVE
I'M SAVED
SHE HELD ME IN HER ARMS TONIGHT
AND I HELD ON FOR DEAR LIFE REAL TIGHT
I'M SAVED, WELL I'M SAVED
LORD I MUST DECLARE TO YOU
THAT I'M SAVED
I SAID LORD I MUST DECLARE TO YOU
THAT I'M SAVED
SHE GAZED ME WITH THEM PRETTY LITTLE EYES
OH LORD I CANNOT TELL A LIE
I'M SAVED, WELL I'M SAVED
THE ANGELS DANCE ABOVE THE SKY
AND I'M SAVED
I SAID THE ANGELS DANCE ABOVE THE SKY
AND I'M SAVED
SHE KISSED ME WITH THEM SWEET OL' LIPS
I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN ON A LONG, LONG TRIP
AND I'M SAVED, YEAH I'M SAVED
HELLO LORD I'M A COMIN' HOME
'CAUSE I'M SAVED
I SAID HELLO LORD I'M A COMIN' HOME
'CAUSE I'M SAVED
LORD SAID,"HEY BOY WHERE YOU BEEN?
KISSIN' STRANGE GIRLS AND A LIVIN' IN SIN-
........"AIN'T SAVED! YA AIN'T SAVED!"
HEART POURED OUT BY Julio Ray
HEART POURED OUT/LIQUIFIED/H2O/PURIFIED/EYES ARE WET/EYES NOT DRIED/HEART BURNED OUT/KENTUCKY FRIED/HEART POURED OUT/BEAT AT REST/NO BLOOD RUNNING/EMPTY CHEST/EYES ARE WET/EYES NOT DRIED/HEART RIPPED OUT/TERRIFIED/HEART POURED OUT/ DEHYDRATED/CUT TO PIECES/LIKE PARMESAN GRATED/EYES ARE WET/EYES NOT DRIED/HEART LOVES YOU/I JUST DIED/HEART POURED OUT/JUST LIKE WATER/IF I WERE A DOLLAR/ MY HEART IS A QUARTER/ EYES ARE WET/EYES NOT DRIED/HEART IS TRUTH/NOT A LIE/HEART POURED OUT/GONE AWAY/VACANCY/WHERE IT ONCE STAYED/EYES ARE WET/EYES NOT DRIED/HEART IS LOST/SOMEONE CRIED/HEART POURED OUT/FOR ALL TO SEE/IT GOT CUT OUT/BUT DIDN'T BLEED/EYES ARE WET/ EYES NOT DRIED/HEART JUST STOPPED/PULVERIZED/HEART POURED OUT/ ALONE AGAIN/WHERE'S MY FAMILY?/WHERE'S MY FRIENDS?/EYES ARE WET/EYES NOT DRIED/HEART IN SHAMBLES/OVERTRIED/HEART POURED OUT/ONCE AGAIN/LIKE A WATERFALL/WITH NO END/EYES ARE WET/EYES NOT DRIED/HEART IS LOVELESS/LOVE DENIED/HEART POURED OUT/DOWN THE DRAIN/WHERE'S THE PLUMBER?/HERE COMES THE PAIN/EYES ARE WET/EYES NOT DRIED/HEART POURED OUT/LIQUIFIED
SMILE ART CULTURE BY Julio Ray
DEPRESSION SUCH A WASTE OF TIME
GOT TO LEAVE THE BLUES BEHIND
SADNESS, YES IT COMES AND GOES
ANGER SOMETHING EVERYONE KNOWS
PETTY THINGS TURN INTO MOLE HILLS
PEOPLE END UP TAKING PILLS
GET INVOLVED AND JOIN THE WORLD
BROTHER, SISTER, BOYS & GIRLS
LIFT YOUR GRIN
A PAINTING SCULPTURE
JOIN INTO
THE SMILE ART CULTURE
WE DWELL ON BAD THINGS LONG GONE BY
STUCK ON PAUSE, CAN'T SAY GOODBYE
OLD THINGS HAVE PASSED-THE DAYS BRAND NEW
MAKE IT HAPPEN- THIS DAYS FOR YOU
IN LIFE SOMETIMES WE EXPERIENCE SORROW
THERE'S NO GUARANTEE OF A TOMORROW
EVERY MINUTE A GIFT FROM ABOVE
MIGHT AS WELL EXPERIENCE LOVE
LIFT YOUR GRIN
A PAINTING SCULPTURE
WELCOME TO THE SMILE ART CULTURE
I AM FREE BY Julio Ray
I AM FREE
NO MORE MISERY
ALONE I STAND
NO MORE TEARS
BEEN THRU TOO MUCH
THRU THE YEARS
MOVIN ON
MAKE THE BEST
BREATHE FRESH AIR
IS LIFE A TEST
WHATEVER THE CASE
ON GOES THE SHOW
BUT I AM FREE
AND THIS MUCH I KNOW
I AM FREE
PRAYED ON MY KNEES
AT MY REQUEST
I JUST WANT PEACE
WHATEVER'S LEFT
LET CRAZINESS CEASE
I DON'T DESERVE THIS
CAN'T GET NO AIR
TOO MUCH WEIGHT
AND BURDEN TO BEAR
IF THIS IS A TEST
WELL, ON GOES THE SHOW
...BUT I AM FREE
AND THIS MUCH I DO KNOW
All Poems written by Julio Ray.
Copyright 2004, 2005, 2006 & 2007.
All Rights Reserved.
DEEP FRIED COUNTRY FINE by Julio Ray
SOMETIMES I'M IN THE MOOD FOR KFC
SOMETIMES FOR TACO BELL
LOTS OF CHOICES TO CHOOSE FROM
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE HEAVEN AND HELL
SOMETIMES I'M IN THE MOOD TO COOK AT HOME
WHERE I PREFER TO STAY AND DINE
SOMETIMES I LOVE WOMEN CRAZY AND WILD
SOMETIMES DEEP FRIED COUNTRY FINE
SOMETIMES I'M IN THE MOOD FOR ARBY'S
SOMETIMES FOR BURGER KING
LOTS OF CHOICES TO CHOOSE FROM
WHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING
SOMETIMES I'M IN THE MOOD TO STAY AT HOME
CHILL OUT WITH A GLASS OF RED WINE
WHERE I LAY MY HAT, THAT'S WHERE I LIVE
I MISS DEEP FRIED COUNTRY FINE
SOMETIMES I'M IN THE MOOD FOR WENDY'S
SOMETIMES FOR DOMINOS
LOTS OF CHOICES TO CHOOSE FROM
DURING THE RAINS OR SNOW
SOMETIMES I'M IN THE MOOD FOR WINDY COLD DAYS
MIXED WITH THE BRIGHT SUNSHINE
HOW I LOVED HER SMILE SO VERY MUCH
MY DEEP FRIED COUNTRY FINE
ONLY CHILD by Julio Ray
WERE YOU LONELY? DID YOU HAVE FUN?
HOPE YOU HAD FRIENDS, NOT JUST ONE
SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH AND CLIMB THE TREES
YOU'RE AN ONLY CHILD
YOU STILL GOT ME
WASN'T IT INNOCENT WAY BACK WHEN
SCHOOL WAS NEVER A LIONS DEN
THE TIMES HAVE CHANGED SINCE WE WERE THREE
YOU'RE AN ONLY CHILD
YOU STILL GOT ME
AT HOME WITH MA JUST HANGING OUT
LAUGHING AND DANCING AROUND AND ABOUT
FELL ON THE GROUND AND SCRAPED YOUR KNEE
YOU'RE AN ONLY CHILD
YOU STILL GOT ME
IF YOU GET DESERTED AND THERE'S NO-ONE AROUND
YOU FEEL ALL ALONE IF YOU'RE FEELING ALL DOWN
DON'T EVER BE LONELY LET MY SONGS SET YOU FREE
ONLY CHILD
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME
VANILLA COCOA by Julio Ray
WHY HAVE YOURSELF A SCRUB WHEN YOU CAN HAVE LATINO HEAT?
I'LL WHISPER SPANISH IN YOUR EARS AND SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET
A LOVE EXPLOSION, CAN'T YOU SEE? I HOPE YOU'RE NOT DISTURBED
I'M VERY PATIENT CALL ME WHEN YOU KICK HIM TO THE CURB
I GOT A SWEET TOOTH THINK I WANT ME SOME VANILLA COCOA
WE'LL TOSS AND TURN BETWEEN THE SHEETS MAKING LOVE IN SLO MO
Y'KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BLACK GIRLS WHEN THEY GO BORIQUA
THEY START TO CRAVE THE RICE AND BEANS THEN THEY TURN TO CHIKAS
EVERYTIME WE GET TOGETHER DON'T WE HAVE SUCH FUN
THE LINE IS GETTING SHORTER I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHY HAVE A WATER PISTOL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A SMOKIN GUN
JULIO MUTHA F'IN RAY AND MISS HONEY BUNS
TASTE THE HONEY ON YOUR LIPS AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
BEHIND THE HONEY THE SUGAR IS SWEETER AND IT'S TIME TO PLAY
HAVE TO GO BUT I'LL BE BACK ON ANOTHER DAY
GOTTA WORK TO BE A STAR I WISH THAT I COULD STAY
WHEREVER I GO BELIEVE THAT I WILL ALWAYS THINK OF YOU
MISS YOU MUCH AND NOW MY HEART WILL LEARN TO SING THE BLUES
WHEN I'M AWAY I WONER IF YOU WILL CALL ON ME
I GUESS THE FATE WILL HANDLE THAT, WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE
I'LL TAKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP THAT'S OKAY, IT'S ALL THAT I CAN HOPE
THERE'S SO MUCH THINGS I MUST PURSUE IN THE BIGGER SCOPE
A COLLISION COURSE OF LOVE WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE
JULIO MUTHA F'IN RAY AND MISS HONEY BUNS
BAD BOY by Julio Ray
SMACKDOWN THAT THANG
TURN IT AROUND
FEEL THE HEAT
TAKE IT TO TOWN
WHOSE YO DADDY?
THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT
I'M YO POPPI
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
I'M THE TERMINATOR
A LOVE MACHINE
ROCK YO UNIVERSE
BE IN YO DREAMS
YOU MAKE ME A BAD BOY
CAN'T GET ENOUGH
LAY YOUR CLAIM
GHETTO LOVE
BRING IT ON
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE IT
I SEE YOU SMILIN'
YOU BETTER SHAKE IT
DRINK YOURSELF
SOME GATORADE
SWEAT IT OUT
THIS NIGHT WON'T FADE
I'M A POWER RANGER
A SUPER HERO
GOT STRONG ON SPINACH
AND HONEY NUT CHEERIOS
YOU MAKE ME A BAD BOY
BUMP, GRIND AND SHOVE
BRACE YOURSELF GIRL!
GHETTO LOVE
THERE by Julio Ray
THE STARLIT MOON SHINES BRIGHT AT NIGHT
THE STARS SURROUND THE SKY
THE EGGS CRACK OPEN IN THE NEST
THE EAGLES LEARN TO FLY
THE WORLD KEEPS TURNING EVERYDAY
THE SUN IT NEVER FADES
THE TREES THEY GROW AND THEY PROVIDE
PROTECTION IN THE SHADE
THE OCEAN MIST IS IN THE AIR
THE LIGHTHOUSE IN THE FOG
THE CRICKETS CHIRP INSIDE THE FORREST
IN THE SWAMP YOU HEAR THE FROGS
LITTLE UGLY CRAWLING BUGS
WITH FACES THEIR MOTHERS LOVE
THEY HIDE FROM BIRDS OF PREY AT NIGHT
WHICH CATCH THEM FROM ABOVE
THE WORLD KEEPS TURNING EVERYDAY
WINDS BLOW WITHOUT A CARE
THE SUNSET WHAT A SIGHT TO SEE
I WISH THAT YOU WERE THERE
A STANDUP GUY by Julio Ray
IF I WROTE
MY OWN EULOGY
WHAT WOULD I SAY
ALL ABOUT ME
I COULD NOT WRITE
A BUNCH OF LIES
GUESS I'D SAY
I WAS A STANDUP GUY
I'M SO TIRED
WORKIN FOR THE MAN
PAYIN TAXES
EATING SPAM
GOTTA DO SOMETHING
GET OUT THERE AND TRY
TIME TO BE
A STANDUP GUY
GET UP ON STAGE
TELL A FEW JOKES
SHOOT FOR THE STARS
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE
GOT A FEELING
DON'T KNOW WHY
I'D SAY I WERE
A STANDUP GUY
MAMIPOP by Julio Ray
HUMAN FLOWER
OBJECT OF BEAUTY
WHAT A DOLL
WHAT A CUTIE
KIND IN HEART
ALWAYS GIVING
SOMETHING SWEET
MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING
KILLER SMILE
MAKES ME HAPPY
PERFECT GENES
FROM HER MA AND PAPPY
WHEN I FIRST SAW HER
MY HEART STOPPED
SOMETHING SWEET
MAMIPOP
SUBDUED SOUL
SOMETHING WILD
BROWN SUGA SPICY
BROWN SUGA MILD
YOU'LL GET CAVITIES
WHEN SHE'S NEAR
GO SEE A DENTIST
SO SWEET IS THE DEAR
SUNSHINE EYES
LIPS OF HONEY DEW
HEART OF GOLD
HEART SO TRUE
CREAM OF SUGAR
CREAM OF THE CROP
SOMETHING SO SWEET
MAMIPOP
2 GRAINS OF SAND by Julio Ray
SOMEWHERE IN MIAMI
A LITTLE GIRL WAS BORN
HER MOMMA AND HER POPPA
HAD CERTAINLY ADORNED
SHE GREW UP WATCHING AT THE STARS
EATING POPSICLE ICE CREAMS
SHE WANTS TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD
SHE HAD HER HOPES AND DREAMS
SOMEWHERE DOWN IN PUERTO RICO
A LITTLE BOY ARRIVED
HIS MAMA AND HIS POPPA
TOGETHER THEY CONTRIVED
HE GREW UP LOOKING AT THE CLOUDS
HEARING CARRIBEAN SOUNDS
THIS CHILD WILL MISS HIS CHILDHOOD
AND THE SPOOKEY OLD PLAYGROUND
SOMETIMES 2 GRAINS OF SAND OF COURSE
WILL WASH UPON THE SHORE
THEY DRY UP N THE MIGHTY SUN
TRAVELING UNSURE
SOMETIMES THEY BUMP EACH OTHER
IN A FROZEN GLASS OF TIME
SOMETIMES THE WINDS JUST MAKE THEM MISS
AND THEY SIMPLY PASS ON BY
SOMEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE
A WOMANS ANGELS SOUL
FLYING THRU THE STARS AT NIGHT
HER GREATEST EVER ROLE
IN THE MIDST OF HEAVEN
SHE EXISTS JUST LIKE A DREAM
SHE EARNED HER WINGS AND GOD WILL GIVE HER
HEAVENLY ICE CREAMS
SOMEWHERE DOWN INSIDE THE EARTH
A BEATEN DOWN OLD MAN
NEARING SOON UPON HIS DEATH
NEAR SOME GARBAGE CAN
HIS HEART STOPS BEATING
AND BEFORE JUST ABOUT ELEVEN
A WOMANS ANGEL SOUL WITH ICE CREAM
CAUGHT HIM UP TO HEAVEN
SOMETIMES 2 GRAINS OF SAND OF COURSE
WILL GO BEYOND THE BEACH
AND WHEN THE RAINS COME POURING DOWN
THE MUDS WASH ON THE STREETS
SOMETIMES THE MIGHTY SHINING SUN
DRY THE MUDS MY FRIEND
2 GRAINS OF SAND CARRIED AWAY
BY THE WINDS AGAIN
I'M NO SHAKESPEARE by Julio Ray
I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL
MAKING A LIVING
I'M NOT A FUNDRAISER
COLLECTING AND GIVING
I'M NOT AN ANIMAL
STUCK IN SOME ZOO
I'M NOT SOME SINGER
JUST SINGING THE BLUES
I'M NO EINSTEIN
GOT NO SMARTS
I'M NO SPRINGSTEEN
CLIMBING THE CHARTS
NO KUNG FU EXPERT
YOU'LL AGREE
I'M NO SHAKESPEARE
BUT I'M ME
I'M NOT SOME HERO
SAVING THE DAY
NOT A WHINING KID
TRYING TO GET HIS WAY
NOT A FISH IN A RIVER
LOOKING FOR FOOD
I'M NOT A PERSON
I'M JUST SOME DUDE
I'M NO ROOSEVELT
MAN OF THE WORLD
I'M NO ELVIS
WITH THE GIRLS
NO WILD WEST COWBOY
YOU'LL AGREE
I'M NO SHAKESPEARE
BUT I'M ME
I'M NOT A CLOWN
MAKING YOU SMILE
I'M NOT IN FASHION
I'M NOT IN STYLE
NOT A TURTLE
HIDING IN A SHELL
I'M NOT IN HEAVEN
I'M NOT IN HELL
I'M NO JESUS
WITHOUT ANY SIN
THINGS I'VE DONE
PLACES I'VE BEEN
I'M NO SLAVE
FOR I'LL ALWAYS BE FREE
I'M NO SHAKESPEARE
BUT I'M ME
MY CUP RUNNETH OVER by Julio Ray
I CAN WALK, SOME PEOPLE CRAWL
I LOVE PEACE, SOME LOVE TO BRAWL
I CAN SEE, SOME DON'T HAVE EYES
THE TRUTH SETS YOU FREE BUT STILL SOME LIE
MY CUP RUNNETH OVER
HOW LUCKY I AM
WHEN I HAVE NO ONE
I HAVE THE LAMB
MY CUP RUNNETH OVER
LIFE HAS BEEN KIND
AMAZNG GRACE
I USED TO BE BLIND
I CAN TALK, SOME DON'T HAVE SPEECH
I FOLLOW THE RULES, SOME BREAK THE BREACH
I CAN HEAR, SOME ARE DEAF
GATHER THE HARVEST, HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT?
MY CUP RUNNETH OVER
BECAUSE INSTEAD
CHRIST PAID FOR MY SINS
BECAUSE HE BLED
MY CUP RUNNETH OVER
AND I AM ALIVE
PLUS I GOT TO SEE YOU
IN A MOMENT N TIME
BABIES AND PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND YOU by Julio Ray
A LOT OF THINGS MAKE ME HAPPY
LIKE LAUGHTER A MEDICINE MERRY
I ENJOY ALL THINGS NEW YORK CITY
LIKE THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY
THE YANKEES, METS AND DAILY NEWS
AND EVEN THE NEW YORK POST TOO
ALWAYS A SONG IN THE AIR IN TOWN
AND YOUR POET WILL WRITE THEM FOR YOU
THE INGREDIANTS TO HAPPINESS AND LAUGHTER IT'S TRUE
IS BABIES AND PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND YOU
BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE, TAKES AWAY ALL MY BLUES
BABIES AND PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND YOU
SO WHAT IF THE KNICKS ALWAYS LOSE
SOMEDAY WE'LL WIN AGAIN
THE RANGERS WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP
BANK ON IT MY FRIEND
ALL THESE THINGS MAKE ME HAPPY
JUST TO NAME A FEW
HERE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE ME SMILE
THEY TRULY, TRULY DO
WHEN IT ALL FALLS APART HERE IS THE GLUE
BABIES AND PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND YOU
IN A PERFECT MELTING POT PART OF THE STEW
IS BABIES AND PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND YOU
JENNY by Julio Ray
IN AND OUT MY LIFE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
I THINK I SAW THAT MOVIE
I'M THE GUY WITH THAT GIRL ON HIS MIND
THE GIRL THAT IS SO GROOVY
I DREAM OF HER, I PRAY FOR HER
I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART
IN THIS MOVIE NO MIDDLE OR ENDING
ONLY JUST A START
NOW I RECALL THAT MOTION PICTURE
THE ONE SEEN BY SO MANY
I GUESS I'LL BE YOUR FORREST GUMP
AND YOU'LL BE MY JENNY
BEEN IN THE SERVICE, ALL OVER EUROPE
BEEN THROWN INTO HISTORY
I SERVED PROUDLY NOW I CAN'T BREATHE
NO THANK YOUS
THEY JUST SET ME FREE
NOW I'M HOME AND LIFE GOES ON
I HANG WITH LIEUTENANT DAN
SOMETIMES BUBBA COMES BY TO VISIT
SHRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
NOW I RECALL THAT MOTION PICTURE
FOR YOUR THOUGHTS I'D PAY A PENNY
I'LL JUST BE YOUR FORRST GUMP
AND IN MY LIFE YOU'RE JENNY
EMERGENCY ROMANTIC GUY by Julio Ray
EVERY RELATIONSHIP IS NOT PERFECT
THEY ALL HAVE THEIR KINKS TO WORK OUT
ONCE IN AWHILE YOU NEED YOUR OWN TIME
ON BUSINESS YOU MUST BE ABOUT
WELL I'M ENCASED IN A BIG GLASS VIAL
GRAB THE HAMMER AND GIVE IT A TRY
WHEN ALL OF THE OTHERS HAVE LET YOU DOWN
EMERGENCY ROMANTIC GUY
I'LL GREET YOU WITH HUGS AND KISSES
I'LL EVEN LISTEN TO YOU
TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS, PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS
I'M HERE MY BABY BOO
RELAX WHILE I PLAY SOME MUSIC
LIGHT SOME CANDLES, PREPARE YOU A BATH
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LET'S BECOME ONE
SEXY ARITHMATIC MATH
I'LL MASSAGE YOUR FEET WITH HAPPINESS
AND SHOWER YOU WITH FLOWERS
I'LL COOK YOU A MEAL THAT'LL SPIN YOUR HEAD
YES, I HAVE SUCH POWERS
LET ME BE YOUR HERO
GRAB THE HAMMER AND GIVE IT A TRY
IN CASE YOU NEED ME JUST BREAK GLASS
EMERGENCY ROMANTIC GUY
I DON'T MIND BEING ON STANDBY
FOR IT IS MY DUTY
IF YOU NEED ME JUST BREAK THE GLASS
WE'LL GO DANCIN' SHAKIN OUR BOOTIES
I'LL PROPOSE TO YOU UNDER THE MOONLIGHT
WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY WHEN YOU CRY
'TILL THEN I'LL BE INSIDE THIS GLASS
EMERGENCY ROMANTIC GUY
GODFATHER OF SOUL by Julio Ray
MADE IT FUNKY
IN A MAN'S WORLD STORM
RODE THE NIGHT TRAIN
MOTHER POPCORN
SEX MACHINE
IN A COLD SWEAT SWING
GOT ON THE GOOD FOOT
GOT UP OOFA THAT THING
HE GOT THE FEELIN'
GOT A BRAND NEW BAG
WAS BLACK AND WAS PROUD
DUG THE HOT PANTS
THE BIG PAYBACK
SANG SUPA BAD ON HIS KNEES
DIDN'T TAKE NO MESS
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
HARDEST WORKIN' MAN
IN SHOW BIZ
GODFATHER OF SOUL
MUSIC WAS HIS
YOU'VE WORKED HARD ENOUGH
AND THE WORK HAS CEASED
THANK YOU JAMES BROWN
REST IN PEACE
PROVERBS 17:17 by Julio Ray
THRU GOOD TIMES AND BAD
THRU THICK AND THIN
THRU THUNDEROUS STORMS
THRU POWERFUL WINDS
THRU PEACE AND FIGHTING
WHEN STUBBORNESS BLINDS
A FRIEND LOVETH
AT ALL TIMES
THRU DAY AND NIGHT
A.M AND P.M
LOVE IS A DIAMOND
LOVE IS A GEM
LIKE A STAR IN THE NIGHT
FOREVER THEY SHINE
A FRIEND LOVETH
AT ALL TIMES
THRU DAILY HARDSHIPS
EVERYDAY LIFE
THRU ALL THE DARKNESS
THRU CRAZY STRIFE
FIGHT HATRED WITH LOVE
AND ALWAYS BE KIND
FOR A FRIEND SHOULD LOVETH
AT ALL TIMES
EBONY MOCHA CHOCLATEY DREAM by Julio Ray
TOOTSIE ROLLS
AND HERSHEYS KISSES
ENTER INTO
HEAVENS BLISSES
MARY JANES
WITH PEANUT BUTTER
SO SWEET WHEN YOU SPEAK
THEY'LL MAKE YOU STUDDER
AND DON'T FORGET TWINKIES
GOLDEN CAKES FILLED WITH CREAM
EBONY MOCHA CHOCLATEY DREAM
CHOCLATE BUNNIES
ON EASTER DAY
I LIKE ICE CREAM
ON A HOT SUMMER DAY
CANDY APPLES
ON FOURTH OF JULY
WITH COCONUT TOPPING
MAKES A MAN WANNA CRY
CANDY CORN
ON HALLOWEEN
EBONY MOCHA CHOCLATEY DREAM
MARSHMELLOWS ROASTING
WITH HONEY DIP
SWEET AS A SONG
BY GLADYS KNIGHT AND THE PIPS
CARMEL COVERED
CANDIED CASHEWS
TAKES AWAY ALWAYS
ALL OF YOUR BLUES
AND THAT OL' PEANUT BRITTLE
IT JUST MAKES ME SCREAM
EBONY MOCHA CHOCLATEY DREAM
CANDY GETS BETTER
WHEN YOU GROW OLD SWEETIE
JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE
YOU AVOID DIABETES
A WOMAN AND CANDY
VERY MUCH THE SAME
THEY BOTH DRIVE YOU CRAZY
THEY DRIVE YOU INSANE
THAT SUGAR RUSH OF LOVE
THAT I HAVE ONCE SEEN
MY EBONY MOCHA CHOCLATEY DREAM
911 by Julio Ray
PLANES COME
TOWERS FALL
WHERE DO WE TURN
WHO TO CALL
FRIENDS ARE DEAD
GOTHAM UNDONE
EMERGENCY
911
PILE OF RUBBLE
WOMAN AND MAN
IN THE MIDDLE
A STEEL CROSS STANDS
IS IT A SIGN
OF THINGS TO COME
EMERGENCY
911
SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS
AT GROUND ZERO
ALL OF THE LIVING
WANT TO BE HEROS
THE HEROS ARE DEAD
AND LEFT THERE ARE NONE
EMERGENCY
911
DIVISIONS
WHO GOES, WHO STAYS
OIL EQUALS MONEY
MAN IS BACK TO HIS WAYS
DISGUSTED I SEE THIS
AS THEY BEAT THE WAR DRUMS
EMERGENCY
911
FIRST THEY MOURNED
THEN IN TIME
ECONOMICS RULED
WHY OH WHY
ALL THE CORRUPTION
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
EMERGENCY
911
HEAR MY PRAYER
I'M ON MY KNEES
HEAR ME GOD
HEAR ME PLEASE
GIVE US PEACE
I AM YOUR SON
EMERGENCY
911
LIFE IS GOOD by Julio Ray
THREE SIMPLE WORDS
NO NEGATIVITY
NO COMPLAINTS
NO INSTABILITY
APPRECIATE EACH MOMENT
LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST DAY
HAPPINESS IS SOMETHING
NO ONE CAN TAKE AWAY
MATERIAL PEOPLE
ARE MISSING OUT
COMPLAINING AND ARGUING
AND READY TO SHOUT
THREE SIMPLE WORDS
TO REMEMBER THEY SHOULD
ADVICE FROM MAMI
LIFE IS GOOD
THREE SIMPLE WORDS
PLAIN AND WISE
DON'T WASTE A MINUTE
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE
APPRECIATE EACH OTHER
SO PRECIOUS IS THE TIME
HAPPINESS IS FREE
IT AIN'T NO CRIME
GIVE THANKS ALWAYS
FOR EVERY LITTLE THING
REJOICE AND PRAISE THE LORD
LET YOUR HEART SING
I GIVE THANKS FOR YOUR WORDS
WHAT YOU WROTE I UNDERSTOOD
THANK YOU SWEET MAMI
LIFE IS GOOD
THREE SIMPLE WORDS
TO APPRECIATE THE DAY
TO GIVE GOD THANKS ALWAYS
IN EVERY WAY
FOR THE AIR THAT WE BREATHE
AND THE FOOD THAT WE EAT
FOR HAVING HANDS
AND HAVING FEET
FOR HAVING SIGHT
AND SENSE OF SMELL
WHEN THINGS GO BAD
WHEN THING GO WELL
FOR HAVING THIS PAPER
MADE OUT OF WOOD
TO WRITE SONGS FOR MAMI
LIFE IS GOOD
STEREOTYPICAL CULTURE CLASH by Julio Ray
WATERMELON
PALM TREE COCONUTS
ATTITUDE
BIG BUTTS
AUNT JEMIMA
DESI ARNAZ
UNCLE BENS
JUAN VALDEZ
EBONICS
NEW YORK SPANGLISH
MIX 'EM UP
LOVE SANDWICH
RUBBER SANDALS
CUBAN CIGARS
FACTORY WORKER
MOVIE STAR
BLACK HERITAGE MONTH
PUERTO RICAN DAY PARADE
SPIC
SPADE
VATO LOCOS
NAACP
LATINO HEAT
LOVE IS SWEET
GHETTO
BARRIO
MAMACITA
JULIO
SWIM LIKE FISH
RUN THE TRACK
NEWYORICAN
MIAMI BLACK
DOMINOES
BASKETBALL
RUN UP THE PHONE
BOOTY CALL
FRIED CHICKEN
RICE AND BEANS
GEL HAIR LOTION
AFRO SHEEN
HIP HOP
SALSA
BLACK EYED PEAS
RHUMBA
BROWN AND TAN
NUMBER 9 LOVE POTION
MIX 'EM UP
LOVE EXPLOSION
KING KONG by Julio Ray
MUSIC HEALS THE BEAST SO I WRITE FOR YOU THIS SONG
YOU PROVIDE THE MUSIC WE COULD DO NO WRONG
HEAR MY MIGHTY ROAR I PROCLAIM YOU MY FAY WRAY
MY ONE AND ONLY IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS, THINGS WILL BE OKAY
I'M YOUR KING KONG BABY
SUCH A HIDEOUS MONKEY
BUT WHEN WE GET TOGETHER
THINGS GET MIGHTY FUNKY
I'M YOUR KING KONG BABY
STRAIGHT FROM THE NEW YORK JUNGLE
THE THINGS THAT WOMEN DO TO MEN
WELL I'LL BE A MONKEYS UNCLE!
LOOK BEYOND MY EYES, LOOK INTO MY HEART
FEEL THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK VERY FAR
I KNOW I'M HUGE AND WE'LL SPEND MILLIONS ON BANANAS AND GRAPES
BUT DON'T POUND YOUR CHEST, I GET THE MESSAGE, A SECOND JOB FOR THIS APE!
I'M YOUR KING KONG BABY
MY KNUCKLES DRAG ON THE GROUND
LET'S CLIMB THE EMPIRE STATE
LET'S PAINT THE TOWN
I'M YOUR KING KONG BABY
OH NO, HERE COME THE PLANES!
GOODBYE MY FAIR SOULMATE TRUE LOVE
FOR THE TIME IT HEALS ALL PAIN
All Poems written by Julio Ray.
Copyright 2004, 2005, 2006 & 2007.
All Rights Reserved.
THINGS THAT I'D DO FOR YOU By Julio Ray
A LOT OF GUYS SAY THEY LIKE CERTAIN GIRLS
BUT WHAT WOULD THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR HEADS TWIRL
I PROUDLY PRESENT FROM MY HEART TRUE BLUE
A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT I'D DO FOR YOU
I'D EAT A GOLDFISH ON A DARE
LET YOU PUT BUBBLE GUM IN MY HAIR
FOR YOU I'D PICK A FIGHT WITH THE BIGGEST BULLY
AS BIG AS THE MAMMOTH WE USED TO CALL WOLLY
I'D PICK MY NOSE JUST LIKE A SWORD
FLICK IT AT TEACHER OR HIT THE CHALKBOARD
I'D DRESS AS A CAT AND WALK AMONGST PUPPIES
I'D DRESS AS A HIPPIE AND WALK AMONGST YUPPIES
WHAT GAMES WE PLAY I'D PURPOSELY LOSE
IF YOUR FEET GET COLD I'D GIVE YOU MY SHOES
WHEN WE PLAY TAG I WON'T TAG YOU BACK
YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE PEANUTS IN MY CRACKER JACKS
WHAT MORE CAN I DO FOR THE GIRL OF MY CRUSH
MY HEART IS LIKE SNOW THAT TURNED INTO SLUSH
A LOT OF GUYS THINK A GIRLS HEART THEY CAN MOVE
WITH NOTHING TO SHOW WITH NOTHING TO PROVE
NOW I PROUDLY PRESENT SOMETHING BRAND NEW
A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT I'D DO FOR YOU
YOU CAN HAVE MY HOMEWORK, TURN IT IN IF YOU WILL
YOU GET THE 'A' PLUS AND I'D LOVE YOU STILL
IN A SNOWBALL FIGHT I'D TAKE ONE IN THE FACE
IF WE RUN THE TRACK YOU'LL WIN THE RACE
I'D GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE PURPLE CANDY SKITTLES
AND IF WE WERE CATS YOU COULD HAVE MY TENDER VITTLES
IF WE WERE TURTLES I'D GIVE YOU MY SHELL & COMB
MY HAIR WOULD BE MESSY AND YOU'D HAVE A SECOND HOME
I'D WRITE A BOOK OF POEMS LIKE THE FOOL THAT I AM
I'D EAT A SANDWICH OF BUGS AND RASBERRY JAM
ALL THIS I'D DO JUST TO SEE YOUR PRETTY SMILE
I'D EVEN MOON A JUDGE AT SOMEBODYS TRIAL
WHAT MORE CAN I DO FOR THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS
LIFE IS GOOD LIKE THE WATERS IN A STREAM
A LOT OF GUYS DO THINGS THAT IMPRESS
OF A MATERIAL SORT, OH WHAT A MESS
SO I PROUDLY PRESENT TO MY LITTLE BOO
A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT I'D DO FOR YOU
IF YOU WERE HUGLESS I'D GIVE YOU MY HUGS
IF YOU WERE LOVELESS I'D GIVE YOU MY LOVE
IF YOU WERE FROWNING I'D GIVE YOU MY SMILE
IF YOU WANTED A BABY I'D GIVE YOU A CHILD
IF YOU WERE HUNGRY I'D GIVE YOU MY FOOD
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME I'D FIND YOU SOME DUDE
IF YOU WANTED FLOWERS I'D GIVE YOU A TREE
IF YOU WANTED HONEY I'D SQUEEZE THEM FROM BEES
IF YOU WERE COLD I'D GIVE YOU MY COAT
IF THERE WERE A FLOOD I'D BUILD YOU A BOAT
THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU THAT I WOULDN'T TRY
IF YOU WANTED THE HEAVENS I'D GIVE YOU THE SKY
WHAT MORE CAN I DO FOR THE GIRL? I DON'T KNOW
JUST WRITE HER SOME POEMS AND HOPE HER SMILE SHOWS
DANCE By Julio Ray
CLOSE YOUR EYES
TAKE MY HAND
LET'S JOIN TOGETHER
WOMAN AND MAN
LET'S FLY LIKE EAGLES
INTO THE SKY
BABY LETS DANCE
I WANNA GET HIGH
YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A DRUG
ADDICTIVE AND ALL
BE MY CINDERELLA
AT THE BALL
WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME
AND I'LL HOLD YOU TIGHT
BABY LET'S DANCE
ALL THOUGH THE NIGHT
CLOSE YOUR EYES
JUST LIKE A DREAM
GET LOST TOGETHER
UNREAL AS IT MAY SEEM
GET INTO THE MUSIC
FEEL THE GROOVE UNTIL THE END
BABY LET'S DANCE
YOU MOVED ME AGAIN
YOUR LOVE IS LIKE RAINDROPS
THAT GIVES A PLANT LIFE
SOMEDAY YOU'LL MAKE SOMEONE
A BEAUTIFUL WIFE
BUT TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT
AND I GOTCHA BACK
BABY LET'S DANCE
LET'S HIT THE ROAD JACK
CLOSE YOUR EYES
FEEL THE SOUL DEAR
FEEL ME BREATHE
AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
FEEL MY LIPS ON YOURS
SOFT AS CLOUDS AND SWEET
BABY LET'S DANCE
I'LL ROCK YOU TO THE BEAT
YOUR LOVE IS SO SPECIAL
TO WHOM IT MAY GO
SO I'LL HOLD YOU RIGHT NOW
AND GROOVE WITH YOU SLOW
FEEL MY HEARTBEAT
LET'S FLOAT AWAY TONIGHT
BABY LET'S DANCE
AND THEN SAY GOODBYE
I MISS YOU (SIMPLE AS THAT) By Julio Ray
I CAN'T SLEEP AND I CAN'T EAT
I MISS YOU
SO I STAY AWAKE WITH SLEEP AT STAKE
I MISS YOU
LOSING MY MIND AND TRACK OF ALL TIME
I MISS YOU
GOING INSANE AS I WALK IN THE RAIN
I MISS YOU
I JUST MISS YOU WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY
I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY
WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR PICTURE
MY HEART GOES 'RAT-A-TAT-TAT'
I JUST MISS YOU AND IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT
WHEN I READ OR WHEN I TALK
I MISS YOU
WHEN I RUN OR WHEN I WALK
I MISS YOU
WHEN I'M UP OR WHEN I'M DOWN
I MISS YOU
TRAVELING FROM TOWN TO TOWN
I MISS YOU
I JUST MISS YOU THAT'S NO LIE
I MISS YOU SO MUCH I JUST WANNA CRY
IF I SEE YOU AGAIN
MY HEART WILL GO 'RAT-A-TAT-TAT'
I JUST MISS YOU AND IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT
IF MY SOUL GOES TO HEAVEN OR TO HELLS DESPAIR
I MISS YOU
IF I MAKE IT TO HEAVEN I'LL WAIT FOR YOU THERE
I MISS YOU
BUT YOU'LL BE OKAY YOU'RE GOING OVER THE STARS
I MISS YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANGEL AND THAT'S ALL THAT YOU ARE
I MISS YOU
I JUST MISS YOU AND HOPE YOU BELIEVE IT
I'LL THROW YOU A KISS AND HOPE YOU RECEIVE IT
AND WHEN YOU CATCH IT
I HOPE YOUR HEART GOES 'RAT-A-TAT-TAT'
I JUST MISS YOU AND IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT
COMPROMISES By Julio Ray
I LIKE COLD
YOU LIKE HOT
LET'S GET WARM
ARGUE NOT
I LIKE MORNINGS
YOU LIKE NIGHTS
AFTERNOONS
LET'S NOT FIGHT
WHEN I'M LAUGHING
YOU ARE CRYING
LET'S BE ONE
I'LL KEEP TRYING
WHEN I GET LOST
YOU SET ME FREE
I FEEL GOOD
WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME
I LIKE RUNNING
YOU LIKE WALKING
LET'S STAY HOME
DO SOME TALKING
YOU LIKE SOUR
I LIKE HONEY
WE BELONG
ISN'T IT FUNNY?
CARRIBEAN SONG BY Julio Ray
MOMMA SAID, "SON DON'T BE IN A HURRY-
YOU WILL FIND YOUR LIFE LONG LOVE"
MOMMA SAID, "SHE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YA-
AND SHE'LL BE YOUR WHIPPED CRÈME DOVE"
MOMMA SAID, "SON TREAT HER REAL GOOD NOW-
AND SHE'L NEVER RUN AWAY"
MOMMA SAID, "SON LOVE HER ALWAYS-
AND SHE'LL NEVER GO ASTRAY"
NOW ALL THE ADVICE THAT MY MOMMA GAVE ME
I THINK ABOUT IT EVERYDAY
STRANDED ON THIS LONELY ISLAND
I WISH THAT MOMMA WERE HERE TODAY
MOMMA SAID, "SON YOU GOTTA BE STRONG NOW-
FOR I WON'T BE AROUND TOO LONG"
MOMMA SAID, "SON SOMEDAY YOU'LL FIND YOUR WIFE-
YOU'LL FIND HER IN YOUR HEART OF SONGS"
MOMMA SAID, "SON DON'T BE IN A HURRY-
LOVE WILL COME TO YOU IN TIME"
MOMMA SAID, "SON GIVE ME SOME GRANDKIDS
BEFORE I REACH THE ISLAND SKY"
NOW ALL THE ADVICE THAT MY MOMMA GAVE ME
I THINK ABOUT IT EVERYDAY
STRANDED ON THIS LONELY ISLAND
I WISH THAT MOMMA WERE HERE TODAY
 I WILL WAIT FOR YOU BY Julio Ray
MY LAST BREATH ON EARTH
MY FIRST INTO ETERNITY
I WILL FINALLY HAVE MY PEACE
I WILL HAVE SERENITY
I HAVE BEEN SO LUCKY
TO BE SO BLESSED MY BOO
MY POETRY MUSE
MY SHOOTING STAR
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU
Our Spirits Will Met In The Water
Embraced In A Tidalwave Kiss
We'll Wash Up Together On The Shore
Into Sunset Heaven Bliss
Our Souls Will Reunite Someday
For We've Missed Our Call So True
We'll Bump Into Each Other There
AND I WILL WAIT FOR YOU
I WILL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE
AND SHOW YOU KINGDOM COME
I'LL BRING YOU WHERE YOU'LL GET YOUR WINGS
WE'LL FLY AND HAVE SUCH FUN
I'LL WELCOME YOU WITH CHOCOLATE AND ROSES
ALL THINGS WILL BE BRAND NEW
IN THE MEANTIME AT FOREVER
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU
All Poems written by Julio Ray.
Copyright 2004, 2005, 2006 & 2007.
All Rights Reserved
Picture found on My Space, Used Without Permission..It inspired me to write this.
If you're the owner of Image...Can I use it? -J
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